18+
Strictly 18+
No exceptions. No ‘mature for my age’ pleas. We age-verify via checks stricter than a bouncer at a royal wine tasting. Minors trigger automated reporting faster than a stolen artifact alerts Interpol.
Why we enforce this
Slots exploit dopamine pathways still under construction. Teen brains vs. variable reinforcement? More unethical than selling pyramid ‘investment opportunities’ to slaves. We take this seriously as a heart scarab.
If you are underage
Close this tab. Go play something educational—preferably not loot boxes. Return when your prefrontal cortex finishes baking. We’ll still be here; immortality is our branding gimmick.
How we signpost age limits
Warnings blare louder than a tomb’s alarm traps. Entry modals demand birthdates like a passport checkpoint. Soft gatekeeping? We reject it like a fake Rosetta Stone.